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THE FRENCH MEDIA HAVE PULLED SOME CLASSIC ‘POISSONS D’AVRIL’ - HERE ARE FIVE OF THE BEST These days maybe nothing would surprise us and it can be hard to tell fact from fiction. But on one
day of the year you should be particularly aware of having your leg pulled: April 1 is _Poisson d’Avril_ (April Fish) in France, the equivalent of April’s Fools' Day. The normal prank
is to stick a paper fish on someone’s back and laugh at them but the media often takes things one stage further. Here are five of the best public April Fish jokes. 1. THE EIFFEL TOWER SOLD
TO DISNEY Le Parisien’s edition of 1st April 1986 told readers that the Eiffel Tower had been sold to Walt Disney Productions. It was to be dismantled and re-erected on the site of the
future Disneyland Paris at Marne-la-Vallée. The move was to make way for a new sports stadium. 2. ASTÉRIX’S VILLAGE UNEARTHED On 1st April 1993, the British newspaper The Independent
announced “archaeologists have discovered what they think is the 3,000-year-old home of the French cartoon hero, Astérix. “The buried remains of a large and heavily defended Iron Age
settlement at the precise Breton spot where Astérix’s creator, René Goscinny, located his hero’s well-fortified home village, have been found by an Anglo-French team.” Oxford and Brest
University professors testified that they had found coins depicting wild boar (Obélix’s favourite meal) and a collection of menhirs. READ MORE: Interview: The British translator of Asterix
on one of her toughest French challenges yet 3. THE EARTH SLOWED DOWN BY WIND TURBINES The newsreader David Pujadas is one of the best known and most trusted faces on French television. On
1st April 2009, during the 20:00 news on France 2 he explained that scientists had discovered that there were so many wind turbines on the Earth that they were slowing down its normal
rotation. As a result, days would lengthen from 24 to 25 hours. 4. HOMER SIMPSON ANNOUNCES THE TRAINS For 1st April 2009, the French railway company SNCF replaced its usual announcer with
Philippe Peythieu, who voices Homer Simpson in French. He advised passengers that “The train from Alaska is expected to arrive on the Milky Way” and “ Beware of bears on the edge of the
platform”. 5. MERRY METRO STATIONS The Paris transport people often have fun the night before April Fool’s Day by changing station names on platforms. The jokes work better in French but,
for example, Opéra, was turned into its anagram, _Apéro_ – the French tradition of the aperitif that thirsty commuters were looking forward to at the end of the day - and “Anvers” was turned
upside down because it sounds like “_envers_” (reversed).