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GULL PROBLEMS ARE GETTING SO BAD THAT SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO MAKE THE STREETS OF BRITAIN SAFE AGAIN FROM THE DIVE-BOMBING PESTS SIAN HEWITT
23:32, 29 May 2025 A seagull summit will be held to tackle the psychotic birds from attacking Brits. The ground-breaking get together will be held in Scotland imminently as experts meet to
work out how to stop the psychotic flying scumbags’ reign of terror. Gull problems are getting so bad that Scottish government officials believe that something must be done to make the
streets of Britain safe again from the dive-bombing pests. The conference will try and work out the best way to fix the “dangerous seagull menace” in the north of Scotland. Experts have
warned that the birds are “posing a risk to the health a safety of people and putting some businesses at risk”, with a horde of incidents happening around the country including one woman in
the north, who had her leg broken in a seagull attack earlier this year. The incident, which happened in Moray, Scotland, saw the pensioner left with broken bones after a greedy gull dive
bombed her as she left her bungalow. Other reports around the UK include the confident gulls dive bombing and attacking innocent bystanders for food, and even closing down a Oxford
University building by repeatedly attacking it and dropping stones on the glass ceiling. Agriculture minister Jim Fairlie came under pressure in parliament from Highland MSPs on Wednesday.
Tory MSP Douglas Ross and SNP MSP Fergus Ewing are two politicians who have backed intervention. MSP Ross said that in 2023 NatureScot granted more than 100 licences for pest controllers in
Inverness and Nairn to either remove nests or “spike” eggs, preventing the gulls from hatching. In 2024, no licences were initially approved except on appeal and after most of the eggs had
hatched. Ross claims this same pattern has continued this year and is one way the attacks could stop. Article continues below A spokesperson for NatureScot said: “Simply killing gulls and
their chicks is a sticking plaster and will not solve the problems some people experience. “We need to find ways to live with gulls and other wildlife, and that is why we are working with
several local authorities to look at how we can support a more coordinated approach to gull management across a number of town and city centres.”