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You may be relieved, or disappointed, to discover that Monty Python and the controversial parrot have no place in this blog. The Norwegian Blue in question are Stabaek, surprise leaders of
the Norwegian Tippeligaen. Once chiefly famous for being monopolised by Rosenborg, the Tippeligaen is now as wide open as Dodge City before the gunfight at the OK Corral. Three different
teams â Valerenga, Rosenborg and Brann â have won it in the last three seasons and, with three rounds left, Stabaek are six points clear, poised to win their first league title after
96 years of trying. You may like If titles were won by popular acclaim, Stabaek would already be champions. They have averaged more than two goals a game, have a goal difference of +30 and
played the most entertaining football in Norway. (ItâÂÂs probably worth noting here that Egil OlsenâÂÂs notorious long ball game does not â and never has â typified the Norwegian
club game, which has always been subtler, more technical and strong on the counter-attack.) Guided by a quiz show host, advertising guru and motivational speaker called Ingebrigt Steen
Jensen, Stabaek have risen from fifth-division mediocrity 20 or so years ago. They first made the top flight in 1995 (and in 1998 won the Norwegian Cup, their first and so far only piece of
silverware) but were relegated in 2004. The best features, fun and footballing quizzes, straight to your inbox every week. Under new Swedish coach Jan Jonsson, the BlueâÂÂs recovery was
aided by the prowess of 34-year-old Swedish striker Daniel Nannskog, whose goals powered them to second in the league in 2007. _NANNSKOG: THE OLD 'UNS ARE THE BEST 'UNS_ Nannskog
has scored 78 goals in his first 101 games for Stabaek, feeding brilliantly off Icelandic striker Veigar Pall Gunnarson â who, aside from being his partnerâÂÂs provider in chief,
averages a goal every other game. Nannskog and Gunnarson have had some stellar support from Alanzinho, the Brazilian whose mazy dribbling has perplexed defences, midfielder Johan Andersson
and versatile, enterprising 25-year-old centre-back Morton Skjonsberg who will surely soon make his full Norway debut. Stabaek are based in Baerum, OsloâÂÂs poshest suburb. If they do win
the title, the triumph will provide a fitting farewell to the council-owned Nadderud stadium. From 2009, the club will play its games nearby at the new multi-purpose Telenor Arena, which
many say will be the most spectacular football stadium in Norway. There are two ways StabaekâÂÂs dream move could turn into a nightmare. This season is remarkable because Rosenborg, Viking
Stavanger, Lyn and Valerenga have all had off years. How often is that likely to happen? Rosenborg had lost four games out of nine before their new coach, Erik Hamren (who won the Danish
title with Aalborg), took over. They have looked steadier since and should seriously challenge next year. The other risk is that Gunnarson and Alanzinho move on; the Brazilian has just
extended his contract, though thatâÂÂs no guarantee. The Icelandic striker, now 28, is said to be ready for a move. And Nannskog, at 34, may not have many free-scoring seasons left. Rivals
wonder if Stabaek have the strength in depth to cope with the loss of a few of their aces. _ALANZINHO: CRAZY NAME, CRAZY GUY_ Supporters are looking on the bright side. As the Stabaek
Support unofficial fansite says: âÂÂFootball isnâÂÂt just about winning. The most important thing is partying, drinking, smoking, listening to rock and roll, f**king, fighting and watching
football. We do this until weâÂÂre 90. And then we join the Aldermannsliga, the club for elderly supporters.â They have no doubt their team will be champions. Even if they stumble, it
wonâÂÂt dent the fansâ belief. As they say on their website: âÂÂWe could present tons of statistics proving that Stabaek are the best team in Norway in the 21st century, but we will
not. Statistics attract nerds and we donâÂÂt want nerds around wasting our bandwidth.â Fair enough. Besides, no matter what the future holds for Stabaek, itâÂÂs refreshing to see a team
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