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It’s been an intense couple of months, hasn’t it? But never fear: your dose of Mexican memes (translated into English) has arrived! Whether you’re looking for an equivalent to the funny
papers of old or wanting to learn a bit more Spanish than you did before, we’ve got you covered. Enjoy! MEME TRANSLATION: _“Today we’re going to be making some grey chilaquiles.”_ WHAT DOES
IT _MEME_? First of all, pitbull faces are the most adorable faces. They’re naturally smiling! I don’t see how anyone could not love them. But I digress. Ever had chilaquiles? I bet you
have, mostly because every foreigner I have ever known, except me, seems to think they’re the best breakfast you could possibly have in Mexico (I myself am an _enfrijoladas_ girl). Anyway!
When you order chilaquiles, the waiter will always ask if you’d like them “red” or “green,” depending on which salsa you’d like. Green salsa tends to be a bit spicier and sometimes a tad
more tart, while the red salsa has a roastier taste to them which I myself prefer. If you’re a colorblind dog, there’s only one color for salsa: grey. But we’re fine with the dog jumping on
the YouTube recipe bandwagon: that smile was made to be seen! MEME TRANSLATION: _“Things that make Mexicans sad: when your _chicharrón_ gets soggy; when your corn falls; finishing your meal
and realizing you didn’t add the avocado; not catching the _tamal_ vendor.”_ WHAT DOES IT _MEME_? Mexicans really love their food. We all really love our food, I suppose, but they do have
some extra delicious recipes around here. So when something happens that makes you unable to eat that food, it’s a sad, sad time. I’m guessing all the food above is familiar except,
perhaps, the first one: _chicharrón preparado_. Chicharrón is pork rind, a favorite snack around here. In the form above it’s more a gigantic, crispy chip than anything, and all kinds of
goodies get put on top of it: mayo, lettuce, tomato, cheese, avocado, and of course a nice and spicy sauce to top it all off. But its ultimate fate is similar to that of an ice cream cone:
enjoy it in the moment, or it could all come apart in a devastating pile at your feet. MEME TRANSLATION:_ __“Miss, could you put on some classical music, please?” “Yes, madam.” (on record
cover: “Cumbia Classics”)_ WHAT DOES IT _MEME_? Well. She didn’t specify what kind of classical music, I suppose! (Classic and classical are the same word in Spanish, by the way.) Mexicans
will say “It’s a classic!” in the same way we do when referring to any number of things, including music. And for some reason cumbia, a Carribean style of music from Colombia that’s similar
to salsa, has a reputation for being less desirable and not as classy; note the spelling with the “k” above. But that doesn’t stop people from loving it…even at fancy restaurants! MEME
TRANSLATION: _“My trainer:” “Me:”_ WHAT DOES IT _MEME_? This is about where we all are on our New Year’s resolutions, yes? All those chilaquiles, chicharrones, elotes, and tamales add up in
the end. But after trying them, most people shout a resounding “worth it!” in response. Don’t fret, the year’s not over. We’ve still got six months! MEME TRANSLATION: _“Let whatever has to
happen, happen.” *What has to happen happens.* “Me: It can’t be!”*_ WHAT DOES IT _MEME_? This is one of my favorite memes ever, because it’s such a perfect (and funny) illustration of the
human tendency to feel strong in a moment of resolve. We might “give it to God” or say, “Okay, I’ve done all I can!” and then we start to freak out when the wheels actually start turning.
It’s the bird’s face that really does it for me: that shocked look we get when predictable consequences fall upon us. It_ can _be, little bird. And it is. _Sarah DeVries__ is a writer and
translator based in Xalapa, Veracruz. She can be reached through her website, __sarahedevries.substack.com_.