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ALLY MCCOIST IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST CO-COMMENTATOR IN FOOTBALL. IF YOU CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE GAME, LISTENING TO HIM SHARE STORIES, MAKE JOKES AND MARVEL AT WHAT HE’S SEEING IS THE NEXT BEST
THING. It’s a crime he isn’t invited to do more games, but when he is on duty, especially alongside commentator Jon Champion, sparks fly as the two put out the very peak of what footballing
commentary can offer. McCoist is brilliant because he doesn’t hold back his emotions nor his opinion. Yes, he provides the analysis and expert opinion that a co-commentator should, but more
importantly in him we see ourselves; as he shouts in astonishment and laughs at tricks the same way we do at home or in the pub. And then there’s his Scottish accent topping it all off. So
here are seven recent examples of when his co-commentary proved he was the best around, in no particular order. SCOTLAND V ISRAEL 02/12/2021 If there’s one thing McCoist loves it’s his
beloved Scottish national team and, in this crucial European World Cup Qualifier, McCoist was at his brilliant best all match. Shouting alongside the crowd, the match and McCoist’s
commentary peaked when Scott McTominay put home an injury-time winner to all but secure the Scots’ place in a playoff for the first time in decades in front of a packed Hampden. As soon as
the goal went in he couldn’t control himself, and you can hear him let out a scream in the background trying not to do so into his mic. “Ah come on listen to this place!” he shouts, voice
strained, as he manages to somewhat compose himself. “Absolutely brilliant, and you know something it’s no more than we deserve, absolutely tremendous.” The goal goes in on the 4.23 mark,
but watch the whole thing. It’s beautiful. > Shall we watch that one again? 🤩 > > Here’s all the goals and drama from an electric Hampden Park as > @ScotlandNT beat Israel
thanks to that injury time winner > 🏴🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/kUiiJapmoh > > — Sky Sports Scotland (@ScotlandSky) October 9, 2021 EVERTON V MAN CITY, 17/2/2021 Sometimes when you
see a beautiful goal you scream and shout, other times you’re so stunned you can barely speak nor believe what you’ve just seen. That was the case for McCoist when Mahrez scored this beauty
against Everton in the Premier League in February this year. “Peter, that’s ridiculous… that is… holy smokes, that’s unbelievable” was all he could manage, in a tone that let you knew just
how much he couldn’t quite fathom what he was seeing. It also showed off one of his best little quirks when he spoke directly to the commentator, in this case, Peter Drury, which he
frequently does. It’s just another thing that makes you love him. > “Holy smokes!” > > Bloody love Ally McCoist. > > pic.twitter.com/fSn5QaPxBr > > — HLTCO (@HLTCO)
February 17, 2021 DENMARK V SCOTLAND, 15/11/2021 Yes, we’re back to Scotland again, but you can’t blame McCoist for being most excited when his nation plays. This time it was the Scottish
destruction of Denmark in their own backyard that had McCoist producing some top drawer commentary throughout the match. His best bit came when Scotland didn’t even score, but failed to take
the chance to convert a third. “Oh, oh oh no!” McCoist shouted, probably along with every other Scotland fan watching. Apart from the guy filming, however, he couldn’t stop laughing and
neither could we watching this. > Ally McCoist once again proving why he’s the finest co-commentator > in the world🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/HYFa1kwP7e > > — Ryan. (@murdoch_ryan)
November 15, 2021 LEEDS V CRYSTAL PALACE, 30/11/2021 _‘Ally McCoist and the Commentator’s Curse’ _sounds like a Hary Potter book, but when he predicted how Raphina’s free-kick was going to
play out for Leeds it became reality for the Scotsman. If you’ve never heard of it, the commentator’s curse is a phenomenon where the commentator says something and then the opposite ends up
happening soon after, i.e. a goal going in right after they said “This has 0-0 written all over it.” It’s an affliction we’ve all been at the wrong end of, confidently telling our mates
that this penalty is going wide only for it to nestle in the top corner. But unfortunately for McCoist he was commentating when Raphinha stepped up to fire a freekick into the box that
McCoist assured the audience was getting “whipped in with unbelievable pace.” You can hear him chuckle after it went high and over, because of course it did. > Give me Ally McCoist on
every game of football. > pic.twitter.com/PTpwsC8JYu > > — Tom Carnduff (@TomCarnduff) November 30, 2021 HIBERNIAN V RANGERS, 20/12/2019 When you go to the football, what’s the
most important thing? The match? The pre-match drink? No, it always has and always will be the food. But when a young woman decided to put Chips on a pizza, fold it up and chow down before
Hibs faced Rangers in the Scottish Premiership a couple of years ago I’m sure she didn’t expect to have her food choices analysed by McCoist. “I tell you right now, tactically she has got
this all wrong,” McCoist began his scathing review. “There is absolutely no way on this earth you should be putting tomato sauce on any form of Pizza.” We quite agree. This is an iconic bit
of commentary (if you can call it that). > We must protect Ally McCoist at all costs. > pic.twitter.com/8fh25jNfYk > > — MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) December 21, 2019 LIVERPOOL V
WOLVES, 06/12/20 Sometimes you see a bit of skill that you can’t quite believe and all you can do is laugh at the ridiculousness of it. That was the case for McCoist when he watched Firmino
absolutely do Joao Moutinho at Anfield. The “are we getting another wee look at that?”, the oof and the little chuckle: it’s perfect. > Every video on earth can be enhanced by Ally
McCoist chuckling along > to it pic.twitter.com/05g9Z4lYuj > > — FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) December 6, 2020 NEWCASTLE V LIVERPOOL, 30/12/20 Ally McCoist was some player back in
his day, but as Jon Champion pointed out to him last year he wasn’t quite up to it when he played Liverpool. Champion had clearly had enough of McCoist’s antics as he released a trade of
stats about McCoist’s performances against the Reds, much to the amusement of the Scotsman. We’re including this in here because McCoist’s little laugh at the end makes it all the better. We
all need putting in place sometimes. > Jon Champion tearing Ally McCoist to pieces has been the highlight > of the game so far pic.twitter.com/ps2z96sCGo > > — aaron hughes
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