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Do you find yourself hanging out with your friends, only to slip a random ‘Poo’ dialogue into a conversation? These Bollywood dialogues have seeped into our daily vocabularies and now, we
use them every day – ironically or unironically. HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAVOURITES: 1. “TELL ME HOW IT WAAASSSS.” – KABHI KHUSHI KABHIE GHAM… 2. “MOGAMBO KHUSH HUA.” – MR INDIA 3. “MAIN APNI
FAVORITE HOON.” – JAB WE MET 4. “JAA SIMRAN, JAA. JEELE APNI ZINDAGI.” – DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE 5. “AAP PURUSH HI NAHI, MAHAPURUSH HAIN.” – ANDAZ APNA APNA 6. “UTHA LE RE BABA.” – HERA
PHERI 7. “PUSHPA, I HATE TEARS…” – AMAR PREM 8. “SAALA YE DUKH KAAHE KHATAM NAHI HOTA HAI BE.” – MASAAN 9. “MAIN AAJ BHI PHEKE HUE PAISE NAHIN UTHATA.” – DEEWAR ADVERTISEMENT 10. “BADEY
MAZAAKI HO, BADEY MAZAAKI HO.” – KABHI KHUSHI KABHIE GHAM… 11. “USKA TOH NA BAD LUCK HI KHARAB HAI.” – RANGEELA 12. “CRIME MASTER GOGO NAAM HAI MERA, AANKHEN NIKAL KE GOTIYAN KHELTA HUN
MAIN.” – ANDAZ APNA APNA 13. “TUMSE NA HO PAYEGA.” – GANGS OF WASSEYPUR ADVERTISEMENT 14. “AAP HUMSE HUMARI ZINDAGI MAANG LETE HUM AAP KO KHUSHI KHUSHI DE DETE, PAR AAPNE TOH HUMSE HUMARA
GUROOR CHEEN LIYA.” – BAJIRAO MASTANI 15. “WOH MERI DUKAAN HADAPNA CHAHTA HAI.” – KABHI KHUSHI KABHIE GHAM… 16. “BABUMOSHAI, ZINDAGI BADI HONI CHAHIYE, LAMBI NAHI.” – ANAND 17. “DOSTI KA EK
USOOL HAI MADAM – NO SORRY, NO THANK YOU.” – MAINE PYAR KIYA ADVERTISEMENT 18. “HAR TEAM MAIN BAS EK HI GUNDA HO SAKTA HAI AUR ISS TEAM KA GUNDA MAIN HOON!” – CHAK DE! INDIA 19. “PICTURE
ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST.” – OM SHANTI OM 20. “KITNE AADMI THE?” – SHOLAY 21. “KAUN HAI YEH, JISNE DOBARA MUDH KE MUJHE NAHI DEKHA? WHO IS HE?” – KABHI KHUSHI KABHIE GHAM… 22. “TENSION LENE
KA NAHI, SIRF DENE KA.” – MUNNA BHAI M.B.B.S. 23. “TUSSI JA RAHE HO? TUSSI NA JAO!” – KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI 24. “BADE BADE DESHON MEIN AISI CHOTI-CHOTI BAATEIN HOTI REHTI HAI, SENORITA.” –
DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE 25. “YEH JOKE THA?” “THA TOH” “I DON’T LIKE JOKES” “I DON’T LIKE YOU.” – KABHI KHUSHI KABHIE GHAM… ADVERTISEMENT 26. “BASANTI, INN KUTTON KE SAAMNE MAT NAACHNA!”
– SHOLEY 27. “EK CHUTKI SINDOOR KI KEEMAT TUM KYA JAANO, RAMESH BABU” – OM SHANTI OM 28. “OUR BUSINESS IS OUR BUSINESS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!” – RACE 3 29. “DARTE TOH HUM KISI KE BAAP SE BHI
NAHIN HAIN.” – TANU WEDS MANU 30. “KUTTE, KAMINEY, MAIN TERA KHOON PEE JAUNGA.” – YAADON KI BARAAT 31. “HUM JAHAN KHADE HOTE HAIN LINE YAHI SE SHURU HOTI HAI.” – KAALIA 32. “HAAR KAR JEETNE
WALE KO BAAZIGAR KEHTE HAI.” – BAAZIGAR ADVERTISEMENT 33. “AADHE IDHAR JAO… AADHE UDHAR JAO… AUR BAAKI HAMARE SAATH AAO.” – SHOLAY 34. “YE DHAI KILO KA HAATH JAB KISI PE PADTA HAI NA TO
AADMI UTHTA NAHI UTH JATA HAI.” – DAMINI 35. “HOW’S THE JOSH?” – URI: THE SURGICAL STRIKE 36. “THAPPAD SE DARR NAHI LAGTA SAHAB, PYAAR SE LAGTA HAI.” – DABANGG 37. “FILMEIN SIRF TEEN CHEEZO
KI WAJAH SE CHALTI HAI…ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINMENT…AUR MAIN ENTERTAINMENT HOON.” – THE DIRTY PICTURE 38. “EK BAAR JO MAINE COMMITMENT KAR DI, PHIR MAIN APNE AAP KI BHI NAHI
SUNTA.” – WANTED 39. “ALL IZZ WELL” – 3 IDIOTS 40. “KAUN KAMBAKHT BARDAASHT KARNE KO PEETA HAI.” – DEVDAS 41. “DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A COMMON MAN!” – CHENNAI EXPRESS 42. “DON’T
ANGRY ME!” – ROWDY RATHORE 43. “MERE PAAS MAA HAI.” – DEEWAR ADVERTISEMENT 44. “INSAAN KA MOTION USKA EMOTION KE SAATH JUDA HOTA HAI.” – PIKU 45. “PARAMPARA. PRATISHTHA. ANUSHASAN.” –
MOHABBATEIN 46. “I AM JUST A STUPID COMMON MAN WAITING TO CLEAN HIS HOUSE.” – A WEDNESDAY 47. “GOLD TOH GOLD HOTA HAI … CHHORA LAVE YA CHHORI.” – DANGAL 48. “BAJIRAO NE MASTANI SE MOHABBAT
KI HAI, AIYASHI NAHI.” – BAJIRAO MASTANI ADVERTISEMENT 49. “BAAP KA, DADA KA, BHAI KA, SABKA BADLA LEGA RE, TERA FAIZAL.” – GANGS OF WASSEYPUR II 50. “MAIN APNE PAPA SE SEEKHKE AAYA HOON.” –
KOI… MIL GAYA